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I have one in my drawer, I want a snack, and I like Snickers. But I can't bring myself to eat it. I don't want a half-eaten candy bar in my drawer (you want ants? that's how you get ants.) but I also don't want to eat the whole thing (i'm smol and that's a ridiculous amount of calories) but i cant bring myself to throw the uneaten part away. So it just stays there, taunting me, making me wish it were fun-sized.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I occasionally eat one as a "meal replacement" when I can't get normal food.

But a resealable container solves the ant problem.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I occasionally eat one as a “meal replacement” when I can’t get normal food.

Came here to say the same. I would not eat a candy bar under normal circumstances, but I keep some Snickers handy just for the rare occasion when what I really need is a meal's worth of calories that I can eat in under a minute, or carry with me and take up only a little space.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

But a resealable container solves the ant problem.

How do you wrangle them all in there?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

chop it into bits and then put the other parts in the fridge

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'd cut it into 4 pieces and store them in a ziploc in the drawer. GOAAAALLLLL

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

When I was a teenager I would eat the full sized ice cream ones sometimes, thinking that they were delicious. I tried one again as an adult a few years ago and it didn't hold up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Just eat the whole thing

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Make a friend to share with. Offering half a candy bar is a great way to make friends.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Would you like half a candy bar?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yes please. See we're friends now, let's go share our candy bar in the shade of that big ole oak tree and see what the wind in the leaves tells us about life.