Bearer bonds, ofc.
this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2023
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I'm not sure if I can do any of these within 24 hours, but -
- I would buy some land, at least enough to farm for the next 2 generations.
- Buy a private Island and a Boat / Yatch
- Invest a lot in stocks.
- Cash out some money to use for emergency situations.
- Initiate a large scale Solarpunk project.
I'd buy the IMF, so then I control the money.
With infinite money, I'd absolutely love to donate trillions to the Linux foundation, The Web Archive, Wikimedia, GNU Foundation, EFF, etcetera, to help progress humanity forward in a more open pathway.
Though I also wouldn't mind just buying my way onto the quickest flight to Japan from west coast America and buying the full rights to Chu Chu Rocket from Sega and Vib-Ribbon from whoever owns that copyright, so I could make the sequel Chu Chu rocket deserves and make a PC port/remake/clone of Vib-Ribbon, both without getting into legal trouble. This is assuming they'd just accept tons and tons of raw, hard cash I manage to withdraw from ATMs all over and I have enough time to pull it off.
The 24 hour part is tough and unfortunately it’s just a little too early to help with college costs, so I think realistically:
- pay off my mortgage
- pay off my car
But most importantly…
- Hole in the Wall Gang Camp. Not only is this a fantastic cause to ease the lives of seriously sick kids, but for that kind of money I can bring back leadership of largest donor from the King of Saudi Arabia, and maybe establish an additional location to help more children
Just buy a bunch of real estate and then rent them. Become a leech, a worthless piece of shit
A goal is a goal, good luck my friend.
Assuming you buy enough properties, you could rent them for little more than maintenance cost and still make enough to live on. You'd be doing all your renters favors while also driving down rent in that area. This is actually a pretty good idea for philanthropy.
You'd probably also drive down property values for the local home owners, but fuck those bourgeoisie pricks anyway.
Buy literally any currency, crypto, NFTs, futures, shares, property or commodity on the condition that the seller buys it back at half price the next day.
Or just move it to the bank account of someone you know or into a crypto wallet?
Buy an epic fuckton of bitcoin.
Immediately pay off my student loans, buy a new car in cash, and pull out a few mill in cash to start the process to buy a few homes. Small one for my brother, a comfy one for my mom and one with a nice yard for myself closer to work.
Assuming this scenario also temporarily changes Bank of America's fraud detection policies to allow for crazy spending, I would pay all my closest developer friends a ton of money to quickly code up some scripts designed to scrape the websites of Indiegogo, Kickstarter and Gofundme to fully fund (10x over) every wacky idea anyone has ever proposed.
I would pay off my house and my friends&family's houses, i would buy us all new cars, i would order a bunch of car parts, i would spend a shitload of money at a few local food joints, i would pay for lawncare and housecleaning up front for as far ahead as i could, i would max my retirement accounts for this year, I'm sure i could come up with more if i had any time left.
However the last thing i would do is go buy thousands and thousands of lottery tickets.
Buy all the stocks, funds and bonds across the board.
When all the money goes away I can make millions or billions like so many other rich people. By doing nothing.