There's also this theory:
https://www.theonion.com/doctors-confirm-mcconnell-had-a-stroke-after-imagining-1850683094
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death coming for him, in one way or another.
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Mitch McConnell, 81 year old US Senate minority leader, stopped mid sentence and stared out into space before being escorted away during a recent press conference. Video
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Man it’s fucking nuts that an 81 year old has this job
Americans love their 80 year old politicians. The upper levels of government are basically a retirement home, it's wild.
Imagine not wanting to retire when you clearly have a shit tonne of money and could live a very comfortable and happy retirement. He probably could have retired like 40 years ago too. I don't get it.
Power. It's all about power. Those who have it never give it up voluntarily.
Yeah that is the only explanation but it's just an obsession at that point... Keeping power to the literal death sounds like mental illness to me.
It's a very human trait, unfortunately. That's why democratic control over any sort of power is the only way to improve society.
This is the only logical explanation. Which makes them exactly the kind of people you don't want to have in power.
Calling it a job is kind of a stretch
Lmao good point
He just needed a reboot, damn blue screens.
My friend posted a picture of her cat frozen in the same way and suggested maybe he was hypnotized cause he saw a birb. Do we have any confirmation of whether or not he was chittering under his breath?
I think death is going to be waiting a while. Turtles have an exceptionally long lifespan.
The damn slacker with the scythe just just go and do his job.
Oh cmon all these barely alive politicians. We shouldn’t allow ppl older than 60 into politics.
There's plenty of older politicians with their wits about them. The problem is the witless voters who support McConnell.
Ahh this happened to erdogan a couple times now. Theyre almost there cmon get there go go go
Ethan on H3 made this exact joke made me laugh so fucking hard dude!!!!
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