this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2023
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I got unmatched on Tinder and called a psycho for not having socials. Checks out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just get What's app for this purpose bro

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[–] [email protected] -4 points 11 months ago (4 children)

She proably saved his life. If she said she's 14, she's probably 12. Girls always lie about their age at that age. My ex-wife was still pining for a dude she dated when she was 15; he was 24 at the time. When we met in HS she was 16 and I was 18. She said she was 17 (her birthday was 3 months away), but a lie is a lie.

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