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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

SUBMIT ENTRIES FOR DAY 3 HERE!

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Claim a spot by submitting your meme the day/post prior (ie - post meme for day 3 on day 2). In the event of multiple submissions, most upvoted by day's end take it. Tie breaker based on my poor taste.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

3x the disappointment.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

French berets are on point, as well as the cigarettes and wine .... but it needs a baguette

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You know, you're absolutely right.

If you look again, there may magically be a few baguettes now.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

merci beaucoup mon capitaine!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This is gonna be a long month for O'Brien.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

O'Brien suffering really gets me in the Christmas spirit

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Me sifting through and selecting pics of his suffering for each day:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

So maybe start with three dozen tribbles, but as the 12 days progress, the tribbles increase, 4 hundred tribbles, 5 thousand tribbles, 6 million tribbles, and something else has to replace the prior tribble day? I don't know but it's cracking me up!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Five Captains Logs!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Edward? Did you survive?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Oh my god I didn't realize this was OC last time I'm so excited

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Neither did I .... now I'm all excited

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I (poorly) wrote the 12 days stuff a few days ago. ummthatguy and Picard decided to make it a community thing

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Feel free to jump in on any of the days ahead. Check body notes for details. This thing is gonna look ridiculous by the end.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I hope the three french captains include the original janeway.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I just saw this comment and may have subtly edited 3 original Janeways into my entry, just for you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You'll always be my Number One. <3

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is fun, but the 12 days of Christmas start on Christmas.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Yes but this is Risa where no one knows what's going on and we just make stuff up and the points don't matter .... who are you and what are we talking about again?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I intended to have the meme completed prior to Christmas day as a gift. One that the community helps piece together. Not to mention the "holiday spirit" tends to drop off shortly after.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I am twelve lords a-leaping...of Borg.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Oh my god, I just noticed all the Christmas ornaments! The Tom Paris plate is killing me!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Apparently it's a real, available item! Also, I thought it'd be fun to decorate the title card around each day's meme. Just giving myself reasons not to do more responsible stuff.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Far out, man! Far fucking out!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

How's about three trombone solos?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Fits the cadence

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have no submission, just a suggested word change.

"7 combs characters" sounds clunky

"7 Jeffrey Combs" is still understandable while more closely fitting the rhythm.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Agreed, I got held up on that as well

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Shaxs is a menace.

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But that other warp core totally had it coming.