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Anon discovers a lifehack (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is basically how cognitive behavioral therapy works

[–] [email protected] 99 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I tried CBT once, couldn’t sit right for weeks.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

I read this as "couldn't shit right for weeks" and thought damn it! Willie strikes again! Bad Santa! Bad!

[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ok, here's what's im gonna do. I'm going to clean up my living room mess, take a leak, snag some water, blankie up in bed, and plug my phone in.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I read that in Mikes voice

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

blankie up in bed

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I did it, thanks Finger

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

That's pretty great.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Anon finds a higher power.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Mike was such an excellent character on both Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul. I agree hard, Mike's away of just taking control of situations was so awe inspiring.