this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There's no need to put it in the front window .... what will the neighbors think?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Q u a r k s f r e e r e f i l l s l i m i t o n e p e r c u s t o m e r
A crummy commercial?!?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

8th place? I thought Ralphie won the tournament.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

you’ll poke your eye out

you’ll poke your eye out

you’ll poke your eye out

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

FOR GLORY!!!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

It was a triple-dog dare. Refusing it would have brought dishonor to his entire house.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And Ralphie's parents breathed a sigh of relief that any unexpected teenage pregnancies were off the table.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Why? If anything the risk goes up.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

"Only I didn't say 'Q'Pla'..."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Literally just showed a Trekkie friend of mine A Christmas Story last weekend. I know what I'm sending her next...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Oh my god, she hacked my limb off!