this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

We can't take you seriously as a harbinger of death or the senior customer support supervisor when your belt and shoes don't even match, Harold.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

no secondary grip

snath doesn’t match his wingspan

weird handle wrap prevents solid handhold

blade too dull for mowing down even the Dilbertiest peons

Only business this amateur’s gonna be reaping is overtime pay for a physical therapist.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I might have some troubles through security gates

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When my manager retired, we found at his desk pieces of transparent plastic, once used for calibrating a oculometer, fashioned together into a spear. We now consider it an exotic weapon, and is currently weild by one of our senior developers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

No black cowl? No skeleton hands to point with and terrify? No voice changer with background thunder and lightning sounds? What a gyp.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Man, i miss Obvious Plant

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I need that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

No black cowl? No hand skeletons to point with and terrify? No voice changer with background thunder and lightning sounds? What a gyp.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It makes my morning to see obvious plant here on Lemmy!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Did someone say downsizing?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

will this finally force my boss to respect my human rights?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In dealing with business i prefer sickle. And hammer.

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