346
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I can't stand micromanagement

top 5 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

You’re not allowed to focus on anything else. Continue the petting.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

You need to install one or more cat containment units. Our favorites are the 9x11 inch, soft grey boxes with 4 inch flexible sides. (Cardboard boxes also work, but my managers prefer the soft and flexible feel of the store bought merch).

The delicate cat diplomatic situation in my office meant that I could only use two traps at once, but it looks like you could manage three without any additional treat-ies in place.

They fit, they sit, and they quickly fall asleep. No more keyboard interference. No more reminders that it's only 3 hours until feeding time. No more worrying about whether you need to report them to HR when they demand you "touch my butt now."

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You need another cat to manage your cats.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

What do you mean? These are perfect work conditions.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You have a new job now, human. Provide attention and food. Do not be distracted by your previous job.

this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2023
346 points (98.9% liked)

cats

18904 readers
2105 users here now

typical internet cats. videos, pics, memes welcome!

rule 1) be kind

lemmy.world rules:

other cat communities midwest.social cats

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS