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[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Why are there millions of Cambodian kids in hell? Surely they were innocents and don’t deserve that?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nah they aren't in hell, they just got given those grabby arm thingys to be able to choke him

Like this:

grabby arm

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

I was thinking something more like "field trip" like how I once had a class that went on a field trip to a jail.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

His hell is their (and Bourdain's) heaven. It's a cost saving measure.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

One Cambodian kid's heaven is a power-hungry monster's hell.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

It's a very efficient system.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As cool as this sounds, no he won't. Hell doesn't exist. Heaven doesn't either.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

That's the ultimate rub in all this religion malarkey. There is no afterlife where they will be judged for their earthly transgressions. The best we can hope is that they have a slow, inevitable death... the kind where there's a few moments of lucid self reflection when they know it's over. Then they die feeling that fear.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

It would be much cooler if that were true.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

we are going to need kissinger when you are done with him

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

hey, kissinger's dead. fuck that shit head

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Endure what? He would be dead faster than the pain signals could move

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

we can still dream