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[-] [email protected] 55 points 3 months ago

3rd grade
Got fired later that day

Wut?

[-] [email protected] 138 points 3 months ago

Anon's the teacher.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago

le ebic plot twist

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Kbin moment

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

You think this actually happened?

[-] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Think he meant the principal

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

The joke here is that OP is the teacher. The whole time you're supposed to think OP is a child, but is in fact an adult.

I think It's a play on an older version of the joke where OP was describing their first intimate encounter with a girl at school, and then "another teacher walks in and I got fired" or something similar.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

Dare I ask what 'roastie' means?

[-] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It came from the "astute" observation that large, pigmented labia resemble slices of roast beef. It's original intent was to shame women's bodies (because the more sex a woman has the looser her vagina gets and thats why some women have large labia, or so these people seem to think) and it's progressed into a general slur. Commonly used among the usual suspects; 4chan, incels, alt-right chuds, misogynists in general

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

What age group is a 3rd grader? Those are little kids, right? Wtf.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Yup, 8-9 year olds usually

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

The author is probably 14 and thinks he's hilarious.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick and got real fucking dark.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

A teacher using 4chan. Yikes

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Comments like that one really show how autistic the average Lemmy user is, of course it's a work of fiction.

And yet so much take it at face value.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

the autisms.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Don't worry, it's a green text post. Those are never true.

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