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Real pros streamline and take off the seat and lid altogether.
What if you need to sit? I'm gonna guess this is a joke
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I have a solution to our hygiene problems, everyone: poop hoses. Dropping a spooky dookie into a bowl of water is outdated and gross. We can just attach a poop hose to our bee hinds and wham! Hygiene.
my toilet in rented apartment doesn't have a lid
You can buy lids at Home Depot/Lowes.
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I usually close it afterwards, unless I did a stinky - then I’ll leave it open to throw off suspicion.
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They don't have Washlets (bidet seats) so they're all a fail from me :P
Though 100% on closing the lid.
Everyone else dribbles all over the seat and doesn't clean it so I leave it up.
Because as we all know, bacteria stay put and do not travel to anything else, even if it touches the bacteria laden surface.
this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2023
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