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Plenty of Fish (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

How is that guy so calm about it?

Has he gotten used to it?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

That's a strong non-reaction for just "kinda".

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

The weirdness and unexpected and breaks your mind enought to be like "wtf..." and not knowing how to react to something so unexpected and weird.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

Must have confused him for a sea cucumber

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

When they swim into your vagina, you can’t get pregnant.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Pearlfish moment.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

It gave a whole new meaning to a "zoom meeting."

[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Is this a thing that happens? Do I need to add it to my list of reasons I'm terrified of the sea?

[-] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

On a serious note, there are parasitic fish that will swim up your urethra and embed themselves there. Enjoy your trip to Brazil!

Edit: I forgot to mention the buttworms. Don't sit in the sand on most beaches in Brazil.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

Just don't ever set foot in Brazil, ok got it.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Is Brazil the new Australia?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Only for butt stuff. And urethra stuff.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

That sounds kinda hot though

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Like don't sit in the sand inside water or also on dry ground? And doesn't require you to be nude?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Terrified... or excited? 😎

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

It's difficult watching other people live out your dreams. ☹️

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago
this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2023
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