this post was submitted on 25 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least they can help provide entertainment too and lessen the streaming bills

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can’t rule out that the furnace is dying—might be carbon monoxide poison you are experiencing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Hello, Kevin!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That's ectoplasm? Oh thank God, I thought it was water damage!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Does a ghost not mentioned in the contract add to the house fees?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Oh good, I thought that hole in the living room floor was actually a hole, but I can now rest easy knowing it's just a ghost.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

It's true, you can't fix stupid.