This is why I like greentexts, I'm fucked up, but I'm not sniffing feet in skyrim vr fucked up. There's still hope for me at least.
this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2023
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My home, find yourself a gf who has a thing for her feet. It will look like you are pleasing her when you please yourself. Win win
"Before we begin our courtship I must ask you a very important question and I need you to answer honestly; how do you feel about feet fucking?"
Is that how that suggestion is supposed to play out? Seems like a weird place to start.
I’d be surprised if anyone didn’t have some kind of fetish. Feet would be a pretty tame one. I mean, foot worshipping isn’t even necessarily a fetish, for a lot of people doing something with a foot is just normal foreplay.
Sure, but how are you supposed to find out if the person you're interested in likes what you like without opening yourself up to what some would view as significant backlash? I'm married so this is not a request for advice but rather a thought experiment for me. This just seems like telling someone who's depressed to stop being sad. Like yeah, that's the idea, but practically speaking how does that work?
You might get backlash, but if they’re an asshole about it, you leave.
So on date number whatever when you’re getting naked, you kiss their toes, ask if they’re ok with that. Maybe later that night, maybe another night, you check with them and see if they’re open to more—foot fucking? I don’t know exactly what’s next with this fetish.
But it’s basically the same as opening up about any fetish. And yeah there’s vulnerability, but ya just gotta take that step or else you’ll end up just jerking off alone to Skyrim VR feet for the rest of your life
I mean it'd be a high risk high reward strategy.
In 2023, making your dating profile "put your feet on my dick" is actually a pretty benign bio. At least you're honest and up front. Even if girls(of any kind) haven't thought about doing that, your confidence can make any gender squirm.
if you need to ask/feel embarrassed by asking you're in the wrong place to find someone with a specific kink you like
I don't even have a foot fetish, but I've yet to be with a woman who didn't love getting a foot rub.
Does it actually interpret crouching as sneaking? On the PSVR version it has a button for that but it doesn't do full body tracking
I'm pretty sure there's an option to toggle it, at least on pcvr
It does on mine but that might be one of the mods in the modpack I got.
I dont get it. Couldn't Anon just level up their Sneaking skill?
*Level up sfx*
"Huh, who just leveled up?"
"Hey, are you trying to tickle me? Take a step back."
"Now to the right, to the right, and to the left, to the left. Now twirl honey, twirl. Now twirl honey twirl."