"Why do all the black guys call each other Monica?"

For those who don't understand it's Arabic:

As-salamu alaykum (Arabic: ٱلسَّلَامُ عَلَيْكُمْ, as-salāmu ʿalaykum, Arabic: [as.sa.laː.mu ʕa.laj.kum] (listen)), also written salamun alaykum and typically rendered in English as salam alaykum, is a greeting in Arabic that means 'Peace be upon you'. The salām (سَلَام, meaning 'peace') has become a religious salutation for Muslims[1][2] worldwide when greeting each other, though its use as a greeting pre-dates Islam, and is also common among Arabic speakers of other religions (such as Arab Christians and Mizrahi Jews).

Sauce: wiki

We say "Assalam alaikom" or just "Salam" which translate to "Peace upon you", that is how we greet each other.

Well, I like him. He's solemn.

Because now Salman is their best friend.

Some really DISLIKE Salman. I think there’s still a fatwā.

They do like salman