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[–] [email protected] 131 points 1 year ago (5 children)

"I think Biden is old and not my favorite, so I'll just stay home."

Meanwhile, Fascists are literally trying to create an oppressive dictatorship...

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You'd have thought we'd have learned our lesson after 2016 but maybe not, which is goddamn terrifying.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You'd think Democrats would have learned their lesson, but they haven't.

Insane that the most people take by Dem voters seems to be "everybody is an idiot except for us, why can't they see and accept that?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Insane that the most people take by Dem voters seems to be

If you're trying to argue you're not an idiot, using English sentences that make sense would be a good first step.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

I'm not American, but I'm definitely guilty.

"I feel like the Labour Party has lost its way, and their new leader just doesn't impress me..."

cue opposition party taking power.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wings are just a liberal conspiracy to make us all gay!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And to forget about JESUS. If Jesus didn't need wings, why do planes?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because planes are a product of the devil? Fallen angels need to make their own wings.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you considered writing textbooks for Texas/Florida?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, because I know I could never compete with The Good Book handed down to us from on high (The Art of the Deal)

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why don’t the wings let the plane hover like a helicopter? I’m just asking questions.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

And do the wings really need to be that big? I've seen bumblebees and they have teeny little wings. I'm just saying, do your research!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

+/- 50% of the USA is willing to vote for a dictatorship. The propaganda machine of the republicans is remarkably strong, or is it the Russians / Chinese again? The 2024 elections might be the last, real, elections for the USA.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

is it the Russians

Probably not, they have their own "election" to worry about. Can't say for Chinese though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Considering Pamfilova can pull any number from electronic voting, I wouldn't e as confident if I was you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

True, but they still have to put up a show and try keep opposition at bay. Will be a tough one after they, you know, declared a war, lost hundreds of thousands of people and pissed off the entire world.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And between "it could be worse" and "worse," a lot of people have stupid excuses to let things get worse.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Hah, no wings. Take that libtards.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

if only there was some place for me to express myself without reality repercussions so that I could get the feeling of "emperor has no clothes" but without all the problems of assembly and protest!

hey ... wait a minute!

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