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Can't catch me, coppers!! (mander.xyz)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago (1 children)

time to buy such equipment

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's expensive AF, I'm sure. The food is a far easier avenue (less fun, but far smarter)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Depends on how much you get...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

It pays by itself. /s

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago

Well now I want to do it

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Shitty ass snacks.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Endoscopy is through the mouth. That would be a colonoscopy.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Oh man... Good thing I'm not a doctor.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well a colonoscope is actually an endoscope, just one meant for colonoscopies. Endoscope is just a generic term for the tool. (endo- = inside/within, -scope = tool for viewing)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

And gastroscope is the type specifically for the esophagus and stomach.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The endoscopy scope and the colonoscopy scope are the same scope.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

How do you tell the difference between an oral endoscope and a rectal scope? The taste.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You never go ass to mouth!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

If you can go from ass to mouth then your scope is too big.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

That's correct! I recognise the lasso that as the thing used to sample polyps in the colon (and probably a bunch of other uses, totally including snagging chippie packets).

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

Or, you know, at least clean it first.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

You can just open them, all the ones at my Uni have tubular locks that can be opened as fast as using the key.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

"Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Is this picture from Canada, or do they sell Hawkins Cheezies anywhere else? They were my favourite snack as a kid, but I think they might only exist here in Canada?