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Anon gets a pump at the gym (media.discordapp.net)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 99 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Of all the things that happened, this happened the most. Trust me bro. wink

[–] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No matter how absolutely it happened, it is still hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I will never tire of reading greentext fiction

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

God damn, that was a bold ass wink

[–] [email protected] 83 points 11 months ago

finally a believable story

[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't believe this, he doesn't even mention what weights he uses on his lids.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What do you lift, bro?

.7 grams, bro.

BRO.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Man that's nothing, I used to tape my eyes shut and open them through sheer will power.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago

Moral of the story: never skip lid day

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

😉

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I have an urge to want to see swole lids now