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[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Seeing Texas and Florida on there tells me there must be very good reasons for it to be illegal.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I mean, you’re not wrong. In Florida, it’s illegal to have sex with porcupines, so you know they don’t have the best decision makers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Specifically porcupines... to my knowledge, no other state had to make that distinction.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)

...you...you think it should be legal?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

It's more about the need to specifically ban it. When you have to put that in writing, shits gone wrong already.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Shh, bby, it's ok

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That means blue states are hard mode for owning a raccoon.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

You make an excellent point.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (6 children)

So in PA this is a weird one. You can have just about anything with an exotic animal permit. In order to get an exotic animal permit, you pay $50/yr, but you also need two years training with someone who has an exotic animal permit AND is specifically permitted to handle the type of animal you're trying to handle. There are also rules around getting various animals at both the state and federal level, and a few species are exceptions because of their potential to go feral and ratfuck our entire ecosystem but assuming the getting is legal the having is also legal with the permit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (5 children)

but absolutely no fucking hedgehogs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

No you arent supposed to fuck porcupines, but thats a florida law anyways.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nah, I just Pennsylvania. So yeah, by necessity I raccoon a little bit from time to time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Understandable.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What justifies ownership? Can I just pluck one out of the ~~wild~~ trash and therefor own it?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

"No officer, that's not my raccoon, he's his own person"

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

These are the sides for Civil War II

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Don't you go putting Wisconsin in with Texas and Florida, unless all you are talking about is owning a trash panda....

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact: it's also legal to own a giraffe in Wisconsin, as long as it gets a clean bill of health from a vet.

Additional fun fact: giraffe meat is sweet, and many big game hunters claimed it was the best tasting animal out of all the animals they've tried.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

So what you're saying is I should move to Wisconsin, start a giraffe empire and become a giraffe steak magnate?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yes. And you should market it with a mascot named Girafferey Dahmer.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I'm filing for a business license as we speak.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Of course Texas and Florida are on there

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Wouldn't have it any other way.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

What I want is a map of the states where owning a raccoon was expressly, specifically made legal. States where the law plainly says that it is legal to own a raccoon.

Loopholes, sloppy legislation, and situations where someone can say “well, it’s not technically against the law” do not count.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean, the default for everything is being legal until made illegal.

You’re not going to find many things explicitly made legal unless they’re exemptions to a law that would otherwise make it illegal.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The only surprises here are regular Virginia and some states where it is illegal.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have relatives in VA, and from now on I shall refer to it as "regular Virginia" to them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I bet you they appreciate the recognition.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Thank god she knows we're not in East Virginia."

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I just checked and it's illegal in Canada. That makes me happy and sad.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

My grandpa said when he was a kid; he climbed a tree, took a baby raccoon out of its nest and raised it to be a pet. This was in Michigan, more than 70 years ago

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Raised a couple when I was a kid, (illegally,) that were abandoned in our attic by their mother, would not recommend it. They were very cute but when they grow up it's very common for them to suddenly and violently turn on their owners. We heard a lot of stories and eventually released them into the wild before this could happen. They are wild animals, after all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I can’t imagine they would make good pets, but one can dream.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I totally understand, they are cute as hell! Maybe one day we will domesticate raccoons.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is what we should be working on instead of conquering space.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We could breed space-faring raccoons and kill two birds, (it worked in Guardians of the Galaxy!) XD

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I fully support this initiative.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This map is incorrect. I live in Pennsylvania and have wanted a pet raccoon for years, sadly it is not legal here.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I have been in possession of a raccoon in North Carolina but I wouldn't say I owned her.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Woo! North Carolina represent!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So what if someone got a racoon in a legal state and then later tried to move to CA? Do they have to disown their trash panda?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

"You don't understand, he's family!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

It's legal here in the UK.

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