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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can confirm, that after learning rust, my friend automatically converted to femboy with an owner. (Saw their Twitter bio)

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

One of my friends came out as trans shortly after telling me they enjoyed Rust.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Can comfirm I played the game rust and became the greatest racist there ever was 🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Life is race, be racist" - Random Internet user

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

my bars are big and they keep getting bigger that's cause Jesus christ is my ______

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The greatest racist that's ever lived

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Vroom Vroom 🏎🏎🏎

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

... I realized I'm trans shortly after starting to learn Rust. Are you telling me there's a casual link?

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe I'm not Rusting enough.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Correct.

Source: am a crusty-asian

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

This. This is how you get me to try your programming language.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Are you saying dessalines is a hot femboy?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Rust: it will take 10 months to build the app you want, but it will run super fast.

Zig: it will take 10 days to build the app you want, but it will run super fast.

You get to pick one cult. Which one is it?

[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Rust: works

Zig: segmentation fault

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Also no higher-order functions like map, filter, reduce etc.

Really weird design decision for a brand new language.

Comptime is pretty dope tho, I wish Rust had that instead of relying on macros so much.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So how is Zig different from C or C++, then?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Much nicer than C, much simpler than C++, much less cruft than both.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago

Rust has cute crab

Zig has scary lizard

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Zig isn't even v1 and without any API stability guarantees.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It finished even faster when it crashes right?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Development paradigms spearheaded by MySQL and PHP, where it was discovered that you can be really fast if you don't care about getting the right answer.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd like to point out, the value add of Rust isn't speed, it's safety in a low-level language. C is also just as fast, it's just that Rust guarantees safety in a wide class of potential catastrophic bugs with little to no runtime overhead, by using the design of the language and compiler.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That's very true. My main issue though is the steep learning curve

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Idk I just wrote a simple cli tool in 2 hours in Rust. Complete with arg validation, actually helpful --help output, and parallelisation.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Never heard of zig before, thanks

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I dunno man... having "no macros" as a selling point?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I wanted to try zig a couple of times now but was always put off by lacking tooling and generally bad compiler errors. Its kinda hard to justify spending time on something if you see the compiler point out an error inside a standart lib zig file and there is no directon for a fix whatsoever. Im hoping it'll get better because the language seems really great

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I am a simple man. I see Astolfo, I upvote.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's like a shower for developers

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm s simple

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

OK you got me.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

🤣🤣🤣

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

FORTRANposting