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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I usually do not undress when such situation presents.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Look, we all have our process ok, don’t judge me for mine.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

The homie is just venting about Brenda and you got your dingus a dangus

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I'm usually already undressed.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

the best advice I got in life regarding social interactions (specially at work) is from the penguins of madagascar. Wave and smile. If you can't wave, nod. Always agree and say "oh my" "really" "that's great/horrible". People love me at the office and that's all I do

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

"Sympathetic but uninterested" is the tone I go for.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

"I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened."

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

And they seek my affirmation or opinion after. It's already super awkward and now my options are awkwardly give advice or awkwardly tell them it's way too awkward. I just wanted to clean my coffee mug 😭

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I know what you mean, but that's just life. You have deal with unusual people and too much information and shit.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I feel that way after someone makes me write down their fax number. I'm not paid enough to act like a businessman from the 80s