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[-] [email protected] 126 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

tomatoes are fruits that are often used as vegetables and are botanically classified as berries*

*according to wikipedia and my interpretation of it

[-] [email protected] 59 points 10 months ago

Intelligence is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit. Wisdom is knowing that they don't go into a fruit salad.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago

Charisma is selling salsa as a tomato based fruit salad

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

What if you soak them in high fructose corn syrup first?

[-] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Tomatoes are only fruits in a biological sense, vegetable is a culinary term so it makes no sense to mix them up.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

I prefer just calling everything I eat the flesh of whatever it came from. Tomato? Flesh. Lettuce? Flesh. People? Flesh.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

My understanding is that the term vegetable is actually a political term, meaning it is categorized as a vegetable for tax reasons.

Vegetables are taxed lower than fruits.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

According to some YouTube short (maybe it was vsauce?): botanically, fruits are vegetables so tomatoes are vegetables in both classification systems

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

In reality it really does not matter and the classification is somewhat arbitrary. Just think about adding it to a fruit salad. Would you do it? Then it's a fruit.

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[-] [email protected] 103 points 10 months ago

The fact that this meme makes sense to anyone demonstrates how dynamic typed programming languages cause brain damage.

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[-] [email protected] 94 points 10 months ago

I like TypeScript less for its ability to categorize my grocery list and more for its ability to stop anyone from putting cyanide on it.

[-] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago

I hate Typescript for promising me that nobody can put cyanide on the list, but in reality it disallows ME from putting cyanide on the list, but everyone else from the outside is still allowed to do so by using the API which is plain JavaScript again

[-] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago

Honestly, programming is great for teaching you that you are the stupid one. This is still a feature.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The main problem with JavaScript and TypeScript is that there is such a little entrybarrier to it, that way too many people use it without understanding it. The amount of times that we had major issues in production because someone doesn't understand TypeScript is not countable anymore and our project went live only 4 months ago.

For example, when you use nest.js and want to use a boolean value as a query parameter.

As an example:

@Get('valueOfMyBoolean')
@ApiQuery(
  {
    name: 'myBoolean',
    type: boolean,
  }
)
myBooleanFunction(
  @Query('myBoolean') myBoolean: boolean
){
  if(myBoolean){
    return 'myBoolean is true';
  }
  return 'myBoolean is false';
}

You see this code. You don't see anything wrong with it. The architect looks at it in code review and doesn't see anything wrong with it. But then you do a GET https://something.com/valueOfMyBoolean?myBoolean=false and you get "myBoolean is true" and if you do typeOf(myBoolean) you will see that, despite you declaring it twice, myBoolean is not a boolean but a string. But when running the unit-tests, myBoolean is a boolean.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Two questions immediately come to mind. 1) Would you buy the cyanide if it was on the list. 2) Where does one casually buy cyanide? I can't imagine a case where I'd need some, but it would be handy to know if I ever did.

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[-] [email protected] 89 points 10 months ago

I'd say its more like the gas tank telling you that you aren't allowed to pour in brake fluid as that could lead to runtime errors.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago
tank.pour(brakeFluid as Any); // do not remove this for some reason will break prod
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[-] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago

Tomato: Any

[-] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago

Biologists: but tomato is a berry, which is subset of fruits

[-] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago

Also biologists: "vegetable" is purely a culinary term, and doesn't have any significance in the world of botany

[-] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

As it happens, when we go shopping for food we have more of a culinary mindset than botanical.

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

Am I missing the joke? Tomatoes are fruits.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago

Intelligence is knowing Tomatoes are fruits.

Wisdom is knowing not to put them in a fruit salad.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Greek salad would like a word... the only things that aren't a fruit in Greek salad are the onions and feta.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

Wisdom is knowing not to put them in a fruit salad.

A Greek salad is not a fruit salad, it is a...Greek salad.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
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[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Pragmatism is putting tomatoes with the vegetables because of taste, which is one of the most important parts of food.

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

I swear to god, sometimes I really don't know what Typescript really wants from me. It's like some old god: you know it needs a sacrifice but the god is not telling you exactly what he wants. So you can only try and pray.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Idk, I find it pretty easy to understand

[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

The "return type <5 paragraphs of various word salads> is not compatible with " error messages are anything but easy to understand in my opinion.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yeah I don't get why it spits out whole types instead of only differences between them. Like "function expects non-null 'some.param.in.object' of type 'string' in argument 'someArgument', which is missing in passed argument".

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

I'm a bit disappointed that nobody mentioned Rust yet.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Yeah... What?

Tomatoes are fruits.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

Guess it's not only Typescript that likes to argue with the developer while missing the entire point...

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Report -> I'm in this picture and I don't like it

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

somewhere brodie lee just threw some papers

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I've seen versions of this meme before but I just noticed what he's wearing. Is that a Mortal Kombat shirt?

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