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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Bees be like : ama swim in that, eat it, mix it with my saliva and regurgitate it, baby

Human : that's some tasty gourmet shit you got there, buddy . From now on we'll gas your entire home from time to time to steal that shit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you ever tried to give a bee honey?

I found a bee near death outside once, and I picked him up with an envelope then dropped him in some manuka honey. He landed upside down, but I flipped him over, then he started drinking the honey. The next morning I saw a smudge on the floor and thought a housemate had squished him, but then I opened the door to the front room and he did a little dance in front of my face before I let him outside.

Suffice it to say, bees love honey just as much as we do.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

BTW that bee you saved was probably a female. Women do all the outdoor work in bee society, the males' primary job is to fuck the queen. They're little stay at home sluts.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

But they get sugar water back in return.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Isn’t it splendid when everybody gets what they want?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This is fake news. It's not gassing, it's stoning. Smoke is weed for bees. We trading drugs for honey. They can leave if they want, cause they can fly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

steal that shit

That's just how the bees pay rent.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We pick and eat fungus' dick when they have a stiffy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Hell ya, dude.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Great, I just stuck my nose in a rose on the way back from my walk...

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Cum trees.

I can confirm, parks all over the UK have these, and they smell like cum.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

It's a similar story with Fungi since mushrooms are the reproductive part of them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

No one tell mum what musk is

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, but if I wave mine around I get put on a list.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

And when I wave mine around, noone even realises that I'm waving something around....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago