this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That's about the laziest Photoshop job I've seen

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's misleading to call it photoshopping. It's MSPaint copy & pasting.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Photoshop clone stamp. Because it's the only thing this person knows how to use.

(I know because I used to be that person. Listen, it was a phase and I got over it, ok Mom?!!?)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Right, exactly this. Clone stamp used badly.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I wonder kind of damage it's obscuring.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looks more like an MS Paint job to me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure, as @[email protected] said, it's the clone stamp in Photoshop. It can be used well, but this isn't evidence of it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Pay no attention to the sinkhole behind the photoshop

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Wait, you're telling me grass doesn't look this way naturally?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Love me some photoshop

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think that's a location in John Dies at the End.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Spoiler smh

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Portal to the Backrooms included!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Magic Eye in the backyard!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

It's not considered misleading advertising, as long as the decaying cow skeletons have been removed before the final walkthrough. /s

And no, I'm just guessing. Though I did once have a neighbor like that, so I'm worried about being right...