"sir, this is a Wendy's" - Gandalf, after falling on hard times
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The Eye of Sauron would see the Brown Eye of Frodo.
Frodo does goatse.cx on Sauron.
For you young folks, here's the Wikipedia
I showed this to so many people back in the day.
glad to see there are still some old farts around who rememeber glorious goatse
Risky click
Only slightly related. What would happen if it's used as a cock ring? I don't take Mr Frodo as someone into buttsex, but what if it happened accidentally?
Asking for a friend
It's pretty obviously cannon that any extremity put into the ring will cause thew entire person/hobbit to disappear; thus the person using it as a cock rink would disappear while the person/hobbit receiving wouldn't have any effects.
* Takes notes *
I think this might be the origin of the term surprise buttsex.
I read interview with urologists long time ago. One of his first patients was guy in Gandalf costume and cock ring that he couldn't take off.
Hahah. It wasn't the one ring, otherwise he'd be invisible.
His partner's butthole would appear to gape open. Shortly after, the ring wraiths would appear and bukkake him.
I don’t take Mr Frodo as someone into buttsex
I'm not so sure. Him and Sam definitely had something going.
filthy hobbits
That was what I was getting at, yes. As no one but Sam calls him Mr Frodo
You don't want to. The One Ring has over time changed shape which is how it likes to hop off fingers by going wide. This suggests that the one ring can shrink.
I think you know the implications here.
Number 2
"Sir, we meant questions about the job."
Would Sauron just be distracted by random hobbit pellets plopping around the shire?
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