this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Janeway would have flushed that guy right out the airlock and then suggested the Doctor expand his life experiences by coming up with a song with the country singer.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

She wouldn’t have wasted all that recycled protein, she’s got a crew to coffee’s.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Walks up to a replicator. "The rich. Medium well."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ew, gross.

Medium rare, at most.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You are thinking of beef. The Rich are full of bacteria and parasites and should be thoroughly cooked before consuming.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Ohhhhh, are they like potatoes?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

They're kinda gamey. It's a tough choice.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's disgusting. Nothing more than medium rare, otherwise why bother

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

*Consuming raw or undercooked the rich may increase your risk of foodborne illness.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Risk/reward is acceptable

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

I've always fucking loved that moment when he calls out the romulans and Picard is like 'yeah true.'

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"There's coffee in the rich..."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

"Set phasers to 'Roast'"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Toss his ass into the replicator recycling bin.