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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And microwaves. Why haven't they made one with a "silent" mode?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

On some models the button press beeps can be muted by holding the number 2 button down for a few seconds. Worked on my michael wave.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Hold number 2 for Micheal to wave.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I've heard this before. Sadly my Walmart cheapo brand does not.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Everyone knows it's only ever fully closed upon transportation from grocery store to house. Once it's opened that lid always stays cracked open for easy access.

If you're fully closing that lid every time you deserve that alarm going off lol.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Use this information to your advantage during midnight assassination missions if your target has a sweet tooth and you've left the silencer at home.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'm sure this advice will come in handy sooner or later.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Forever-chemical flavoured air 🤤

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For me its how my footsteps are always louder at night

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

That one creaky floorboard suddenly gets a 20 db boost

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Why would you open an empty cake box late at night?

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