this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And I'm just wondering what this has to do with the QT GUI Toolkit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

There I am, sitting on my stairs, avoiding my kids' mindless show as I wait for their school bus, and this joke blindsides me. Thank you!

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Stop singing immediately!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a reference to Drive with Ryan Gosling.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

It's pretty funny, even without that

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Wait til she's walking back to the car

Make eye contact

Floor it.