Definitely read DR Congo as Doctor Congo

Does anyone else see a mermaid in the image or am I higher than a hawk dispensary?

Hmmm there's definitely a correlation. If the countries without a lighthouse just build a lighthouse, they should get ample access to the sea

So.. Lesotho and Eswatini might have lighthouses, but no-one has checked.

we gotta do something about the inequitable distribution of lighthouses. bring back lake megachad and make it even more mega. in fact, let's flood central africa

I see where you stand on the Western Sahara question... ;)

Lowest bidder: What if we put solar-powered flashlights on the elephants and giraffes?

Do you really think this is just a coincidence? Its way deeper than you think sheeple

I'm just going to point out that DRC, Uganda, Malawi, and Zambia all have lighthouses ....

Cmon Chad, get a fucking lighthouse already Chad.