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Again a greentext about op accidentally becoming healthier. It's a trend!
Those people wonder why nobody wants to hang out with them.
Whey protein my guy.
Sucking in fresh air will do nothing for Anon's stench potency, it all needs to be homebrew if that's the goal
But perhaps it could add more loudness? Or spread a nearly equivalent stinkiness to a larger group of people?. We need to stick to his specs
Good point, who am I to judge a scientist for testing out new hypotheses?
Mind-anus Connection - does he have a 5k coaching offer for this?
Stand at the edge of two walls so it echoes
Dude could just eat bok choy and save the time and effort.
Fartomancy
Just grown, becoming older will make you lose the control over your fart, its all about silent farts.
this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2023
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