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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago

Unsafe block detected. Extermination initiated. There is no hiding from memory safety!

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Personally,

echo Hello World!
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)
use std::process::Command;

fn main() {
    Command::new("sh")
        .arg("-c")
        .arg("echo Hello World!")
        .spawn()
        .unwrap();
}

Like this?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No, more like

use std::process::Command; fn main() { Command::new("sh").arg("-c").arg("echo Hello World!").spawn().unwrap(); }

.
Just a little bit shorter, as it seems /s

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I did too. Multiple times in fact, I had to look at the other Rust code!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't echo a shell builtin?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yes and no. While coreutils does provide an echo binary, shells also have a built-in for optimisation purposes.

At first I had the code calling the binary directly, but then changed it to spawning a shell (and so using the builtin). It's very cursed either way.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh you fancy PC people and your fancy syscall instruction.

I still don't know why I could remember jsr $ab1e. I didn't even write that much assembly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That looks like a 6502 instruction. What system is it from?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Or, you could just go the whole hog. Create your own simple CPU emulator, design a basic 8bitesque CPU, give it an output port that is the console, and load up some basic ASM to cycle through Hello World to the console port.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

System.out.println

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Console.WriteLine("Hello World!");

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

echo "Hello world"

This is different from the other two echos here, this is Nim not Bash.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Definitely left. Right one won't be optimized. (And there are ~~so many~~ some mistakes in your inline asm...)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mostly the missing listing of clobbered registers. Other than that it's mostly just that you're doing useless things, like manually putting the stuff into the registers instead of letting the compiler do it, and the useless push and pop. And the loop is obviously not needed and would hurt performance if you do every write like that.

asm!(
"syscall",
in("rax") 1,
in("rdi") 1,
in("rsi") text_ptr,
in("rdx") text_size,

)

("so many" was inappropriate, sorry.)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am hopeless at getting the text_ptr simpler than i64::from_str_radix(&format!("{:p}", my_string)[2..], 16).unwrap(); How can i get it the normal way?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Just use str::as_ptr().

Here's an example (disclaimer: I haven't used inline asm in rust before, expect issues): https://godbolt.org/z/sczYGe96f

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

console.log("Hello World!")

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
def main(): 
    print("Hello world") 
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ec Emm this side is the best one ....

++++++++[< +++++++++>-]<. ++++[<+++++++>-]<+. +++++++.. +++.

++++++[<+++++++>-]<++. ------------. ++++++[<+++++++++>-]<+. <. +++. ------. --------.

++++[<++++++++>-]<+.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
#include &lt;stdio.h>

int main(int argc, char** argv)
{
    printf("hello, world");
}
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

? "Hello World"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why do you call write() for every char? You can always just pass a pointer with its length.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I am not skilled enough to do that ngl

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

plan 9 cat vs GNU longcat meme

edit: reddit image linking is broken?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well, the GNU version does more and is more documented. The Plan9 code is frankly shitC, even for 1980z

But this monstrosity is something else

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Plan 9 does the job. GNU is better for the end user. But if I had to maintain that stuff I would definitely want to maintain the Plan 9 code and not the GNU code.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Of course, not always is shorter better.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

reddit image linking is broken?

Well you didn't link to a reddit image, you linked to Google image search result page which is not an image.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I did that because the image didn't show in reddt.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looks like you need to insert the raw image link, not Reddit's media wrapper link.

plan 9 cat vs GNU longcat meme

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Oh, so it's only my browser setup that doesn't show it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

dc <<<'10435358689859 70511561 11297399 23 5 3 2 ******P'

note: lemmy's "smart quotes" vs its input sanitization required me to code-format the second half of that line (and not the first half) to make it copy+paste runnable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
echo Hello World
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I thought the whole point of rust macros was to abstract away the scary asm at zero cost!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Camel case?

this_is_not_going_to_be_a_serious_debate

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Hello, world!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

base64 -d <<<SGVsbG8gV29ybGQhCg==