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dont wanna appear braggadocios but just saying u throw me into a cage with a lion and the brother will tap the tatami in a whisper
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Are horse legs actually fragile, or does it take a lot of effort to break one?
If fragile, I think people are overcomplicating this. You'll probably get fucked up in the process, but once the horse is crippled your grim deed is done. If they're not fragile and you'll need to seriously wrassle them down to exert enough force, you're almost certainly dead.
All a horse has to do is pinch you with it's teeth, then all your skin can come off.
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I could absolutely take any animal that’s vegan and smaller than a cat. Maybe even a bunny. But a cat would eat my soul.
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This always depends on how willing/aggregated the animal is. I'm fairly certain I could scare away a bear under the right conditions, but obviously not fight it.
People have survived bear attacks but I’m not sure I’d call that “winning”.
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