We live next to corn and soybeans.

Yup, and it fucking sucks (better than dying though) to have one used on you.

Men, dudes, guys, etc and females is the correct vernacular, I believe.

/s

I can't imagine most first time parents innately know what a baby's penis is supposed to look like, is it really that obvious?

Its true, that why we all still watch Mannix.

Looked on the sidebar to see what rule 1 was and saw "1. No porn" and was very confused until I noticed that I was looking at my instance's rules. Thanks Alexandrite.

I keep getting told that the "illegals" in my town somehow all at once -

-don't pay any taxes

-get a ton of money from the goverment

-get paid a ton of money at the plant "they all" work at

-collect welfare

-do all of the crime

-never get punished for doing all of the crime

"Literally" officially meaning "figuratively" radicalized me.

I'd be more shocked it they did more than 5%.

Every fan of Tim Burton's work that I know constantly talk about all of his overrated movies all of the time, you'll be fine.

What if they could tight money?

"Fuck you, they had it worse" isn't really helpful either.