Damn. When will the amount of vespine gas I have be enough?

You wouldn't kill a police man and then steal his hat and then shit in his hat and then give his hat to his widow.

Per your linked article there was a 79% chance that they would stay married. Divorce is more likely when the wife gets sick then the husband but I wouldn't have define her chances of being alone the way you did.

I'll be in the chamber of understanding.

It's to bad for them that they didn't write all of that at a 45 degree angle. The magic only works when written that way.

Clearly the ramblings of someone who should be president. /s

The mode human body contains enough bones to make an entire skeleton. The average human body doesn't have enough.

About 50 pounds.

Tom Tiffany needs to spend more time passing a budget and less time complaining about milk with added sugar.

...and reminded those being laid off of their nondisclosure agreements.

I'd like to remind all of those being laid off that this is an organization that has ceased operations due to lack of funding. Do they have enough money to pay a lawyer to enforce their NDA?

...is almost always fatal for animals and people...

That's an understatement. I think there are only one or two documented cases ever where someone started to show symptoms of rabies and lived. If I recall correctly those who did live were given massive doses of the vaccine as the moment symptoms were noticed and were mentally incapacitated the rest of their lives.

I've just finished my PHD in chemistry.

So what I'm hearing is that they are likely no longer in school.