If elected, America's collective libido will be completely destroyed. Because no one will be having sex, no one will be thinking about abortion.

I know this truck. Ain't no stranger. I know that truck. That's a Ford. Fucking Ranger. Fucking Ranger. Ford Ranger. Damn.

Where else is he going to find a black nazi to prove his base is racially diverse. These guys aren't exactly numerous.

"We had to shoot. We left our hand grenades and bazooka at home by mistake. HQ wouldn't authorize the nuclear strike unless he had a gun."

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

Reading the headline, I halfway expected to read a complaint that the police couldn't join protests with their Nazi buddies for fear of being doxxed. I guess that is because I am from the states.

Ah yes, Stepford Wives wasn't dystopian at all and was in fact something to strive for.

Look, folks, a temporarily embarrassed billionaire. They're the only people that benefit economically from Trump's policies. Check your 2016 taxes paid divided by income and your 2023 taxes paid divided by income. The reason you paid more taxes in 2024 is Trump's tax reform. Did you get more for your tax dollars now? I don't feel like I did.

We're just not weird enough to understand.

Land doesn't have rights. It's just gerrymandering by another name. The problem works both ways. The rural fuckheads in California are also unrepresented. Harris County (where Houston is located) is larger than Rhode Island. Where is their representation? Why do the Dakotas (4 senators for virtually no population) get more political power than California or Texas? Houston, Dallas, Austin, and San Antonio get no representation despite a huge amount of population. Rural Californians get no representation despite outnumbering the Dakotas and Wyoming.

I don't think the Senator limit is okay. For instance, the city of Houston has more population than North and South Dakota combined (4 senators) and gets zero senators (Houston is consistently Democrat and is "represented" by two Republicans that do nothing for them).

Hey! That's my IP address whenever the script kiddies are boasting in chat. How did he get it?