Shooting people isn't a constitutionally enumerated right of the office of the president

She'd have to order one of her executive employees to do it

That's it young man, I'm revoking your DNA privileges

That's just not true

The GOP is sending their best

I would expect there to be problems with most machines if they were to be fully exposed to the internet, nobody actually uses a computer like this

I can't tell you how many times I've looked up some feature or low-priority bug only to find the answer is "there's a PR for this that will be added in 10.9", commented like a year ago, glad to see the future plan is more frequent but smaller feature releases!

One single current supreme court justice was appointed by a republican president who won the popular vote.

There's six of them.

If a company is "too big to fail" the punishment should be that the government bails them out, then breaks it up into smaller parts that are free to fail or succeed naturally without government intervention

The enshittification will continue until profit margins improve

Yeah it's definitely shitty if they really only give 7 days notice that your account is going from read-only to suspended and deleted, but after basically not paying your cloud storage bill for like 6 months this is a pretty predictable outcome

"If all these damn people would stop VOTING we might be able to get some of our 'highly popular' policy through"

If those Christian nationalists could read they'd be very upset

When you regularly receive so many """loans""" and lavish 6 figure vacations from """friends""", you can't be expected to remember to officially report all of them, completely understandable