Kiiinda hope he doesn't? The Rock has been in so many things he takes me out of almost anything I see him in, almost as bad as the Wilhelm scream

I don't. Who is this referring to?

Sure there is, it's the weirdos who print out emails (or print literally everything).

Who is going to play The Boulder?

frothing mouth puritanism intensifies

I mean... I've never driven a vehicle that didn't have tinted windows (the heat reduction benefits are huge), but then the sun wants me dead anyway; I spent a week in a southern state and suddenly had freckles in places that never saw the sun.

I did the best thing possible very early on in my adult life; created a LinkedIn account, and didn't post/comment a goddamn thing.

You have a Screensaver? I just have a recursive Get-ChildItem command full-screen reading out the entire windows registry.

The errors add color and variety

Tomato is pretty popular in a sauce form, not a fan of the fruit myself though.

In seriousness, I could see pear being good. Pears on a grilled cheese sandwich is fantastic.

As someone who had to support Apple products at an enterprise level, kindly fuck off. Trying to explain that an appleid is a users apple account is annoying as fuck, and they don't remember it because it's not labeled as an account, then bitch at the person trying to help them about long password reset process's (or losing their data). Particularly when dealing with people with known anger issues that have the power to fire you on a whim.

Standard terminology exists for a damn good reason. This is a very welcome change.

Nintendo learned Patent Troll!

An economy that relies on basic human needs being treated as an investment is a failed economy. (Housing)