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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I seriously cannot tell if i'm enjoying this. Someone else needs to be subjected to this. Should railroad this through as a movienight interstitial.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

So was the newly born Russian Federation. It would have been a fair fight

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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Fuck phones. What overpriced POS should i get as replacement?

[-] [email protected] 57 points 8 months ago

This "bomb" is completely incapable of exploding, even if you took the initiative to light it on fire yourself.

That is just the idea of a bomb. This is a simulacra of a threat. Cici n'est pas une bombe.

[-] [email protected] 65 points 8 months ago

@[email protected] woulda had a field day with this guy. sadness-abysmal

[-] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago

Olive Oyl was always a smokeshow

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Big Bloop Balls (hexbear.net)
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

The "Bloop" was an ultra-low-frequency, high amplitude fard detected by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) in 1997. By 2012, earlier speculation that the sound originated from a marine animal was replaced by NOAA's description of the sound as being consistent with noises generated via non-aquatic paristalsis originating from coleorectal movements such as shittin, or through feceo-scrotal claving events.

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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Asking for my roommate

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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Putting ground gypsum board into snuss pouches to ease my way in. Will update.

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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

MOVIE time again. How is this year passing so fast? This is bullshit, i barely wasted this year at all. Anyways...


Voting open for the 1st, 8th, 15th, 22nd, & 29th. Taking top voted nominates (depending on piracy success) for two movies each Friday. Maybe a third if it fits the theme or is really good/bad.

Pre-hosted nominations get extra weight becuase its less work. Dubs preferred over subs because Cytube is indignent about playing subtitle files without heavy cajoling. If it’s currently in theaters or on a streaming service its usually an pain in the ass to find a good torrent in time, but ill look for it anyways because fuck copyright.

Shout out to the Cytube crew, our many haters & losers, and to viewers like YOU.

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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/431481

I recently inherited a chicken coop & small flock from a friend that had to give them up. They've got a big-ass yard to forage in with lots of grass, tree cover, and all the pumpkin plants they can destroy because i wasnt planning on having chickens when i planted them. Still learning birdcare, but half of them have learned to love headpets and are as fat & happy as I can keep them.

However they've also attracted rat snakes & racer snakes to the coop. None of the snakes in my area are big enough to eat a full grown chicken, but it's stressing the chickens out and they keep trying to eat the eggs.

I dont wanna hurt any of the snakes, they're adorable and dopey, but im grabbing a 4 foot frightened snake out of the coop everynight. I keep sealing up new gaps and they keep showing me new ones. Its getting kinda old & I'm starting to wonder if its a different snake every night or just a few really persistent lil guys.

Is there a way to get them to fuck off? And how do biologists tag snakes? Is there like, a little thing i can clip into a scale or is it safe to hit them with a dab of paint or something? Cause if its just the same 2 dumbasses i keep greeting everynight i can just drive them to a nearby lake what i imagine snake heaven would be.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I recently inherited a chicken coop & small flock from a friend that had to give them up. They've got a big-ass yard to forage in with lots of grass, tree cover, and all the pumpkin plants they can destroy because i wasnt planning on having chickens when i planted them. Still learning birdcare, but half of them have learned to love headpets and are as fat & happy as I can keep them.

However they've also attracted rat snakes & racer snakes to the coop. None of the snakes in my area are big enough to eat a full grown chicken, but it's stressing the chickens out and they keep trying to eat the eggs.

I dont wanna hurt any of the snakes, they're adorable and dopey, but im grabbing a 4 foot frightened snake out of the coop everynight. I keep sealing up new gaps and they keep showing me new ones. Its getting kinda old & I'm starting to wonder if its a different snake every night or just a few really persistent lil guys.

Is there a way to get them to fuck off? And how do biologists tag snakes? Is there like, a little thing i can clip into a scale or is it safe to hit them with a dab of paint or something? Cause if its just the same 2 dumbasses i keep greeting everynight i can just drive them to a nearby lake what i imagine snake heaven would be.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

rat-salute

It happens to all of us at one time or another. We all live in societies scarred by hundreds of years of brainworms; Grew up with them, internalized them. It takes effort to just see the scope of these brainworms, much less change them.

Most of Hexbear is hyper-vigilant against this sort of thing because we've spent a lot of time deprogramming ourselves and others of these particular ideological blinders. We can get pretty defensive when our fash-detectors ping. I'm sorry if we've hit you with undeserved ire.

[-] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah I saw that but only after I added terms like racist and offensive to my search result, meaning if I just type that phrase by itself into Google nothing.

That's the point of a dogwhistle. If they didnt want to whistle, they'd just yell a slur. The whole point of its racist usage being able to signal racist ideology to those in the know, while hiding behind people like yourself who insist on it being fine.

The preferred response to learning of a dogwhistle for the first time is to go "Oh shit, my bad, i wont use it again." It costs you nothing and removes camo for actual detestable people.

When you argue to the effect "It not that racist", you provide screening for racists, and are doing their work. Normalizing crypto racist shit attracts racists. For this reason, you will be dunked by bears.

[-] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago

Unga Bunga is racist because of this shit.

The phrase has a long history as a racist dogwhistle, and is deeply tied with "Race Science" horseshit.

[-] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago

Yeah, us too. Unfortuntely society is currently managed by a bunch of literal sociopaths who are more than willing to throw their stolen wealth into militarized police, private deathsquads, and good ol' normal armies.

We dont get to dictate the escalation of force, the bourgeoisie have and will do that for us.

[-] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago

You are ideologically incoherent.

[-] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago

This video should clarify what we're about & our position as lemmy's largest instance.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

Its on account of those being the only good posts.

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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Cytube is operational again! Sorry for the outages. Also apologies to "Train to Busan" & "The Host", because i gotta find a prehosted versions or hardcode the subtitles, unless we wanna learn Korean.


Outland(1981) - It's always high noon in solar orbit. Very 1980's.

CWs - Violence, SA, Gore

IMDB Guide


Jennifer's Body(2009) - Demons keep being horny, and its a bad time.

CWs- Violence, SA, Gore, Gratuitous woog

IMDB Guide

DidtheDogDie?


See yall tonight.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

IT'S :vote: TIME. The Queue grows short.

Voting open for the 4th, 11th, 18th, & 25th. Taking top voted nominates (depending on piracy success) for two movies each Friday. Maybe a third if it fits the theme or is really good/bad.

Pre-hosted nominations get extra weight becuase its less work. Dubs preferred over subs because Cytube is indignent about playing subtitle files without heavy cajoling. If it’s currently in theaters or on a streaming service its usually an pain in the ass to find a good torrent in time, but ill look for it anyways because fuck copyright.

Shout out to the Cytube crew, Posters of all shittiness, and to viewers like YOU.


Server Borked. Firing up the old Cytube until posting improves.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Happy Friday yall. Its too goddamn hot. Lets watch movies and sweat on our popcorn for salt.


Gung Ho(1986) - American workers once again fail to unionize and are kept in willful class ignorance. Feel good story for liberals everywhere. 🤗

CWs- Class traitors, Revisionism, Dudes Unrocking

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie?


Space Balls(1987) - Swackhammer (Danny DeVito), an evil alien theme park owner, needs a new attraction at Moron Mountain. When his gang, the Nerdlucks, heads to Earth to kidnap Bugs Bunny (Billy West) and the Looney Tunes, Bugs challenges them to a basketball game to determine their fate. The aliens agree, but they steal the powers of NBA basketball players, including Larry Bird (Larry Bird) and Charles Barkley (Charles Barkley) -- so Bugs gets some help from superstar Michael Jordan (Michael Jordan).

CWs- Overplayed Mel Brooks to almost, but not quite, Monty Python level. Probably several jokes that didnt age well at all.

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie?


Will send ping a bit closer to showtime.

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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

https://cytu.be/r/hexbear

Get in, comrades. Ep. 6 to 10 tonight.

Crossposting because I can't sticky this in c/anime

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