I detest the lack of a home button on newer iPhones.
As an example, when I go to turn off my daughter’s sleep story on my wife’s hand-me-down iphone. (I can’t remember what model) I cannot ever turn it off. I swipe up down, left, right whatever and nothing works. It’s not intuitive and Steve Jobs would be horrified.
“Where Cadillac Fairview was ultimately forced to delete the entire database, “
LOL yeah right.
“OK BUBBA! WE DONE DEE-LEETED THE ENTIRE THANG!!”
Bollocks.
They probably gave the ‘enforcement’ agency a blank hard drive and said “Well, gee, shucks. That’s all we had!”
There should be more local cooperative delivery services. Small scale, profit sharing.
Yay Elon. Reeeeeeeaaaallllyyyy supporting “free speech” buddy.
Yup. Thanks for checking.
This is what it would’ve been like in Germany 1943 if the Nazis had television.
Wait?!! RUSSIA?!?!?
Misinformation campaign?!?!
Surely some mistake?!?!
That would be SO unlike them!!!
Oh. I thought, like, the whole company plunged off the side of the pier.
What a shame.
There’s this great youtoobs channel I watch a lot. It’s this attorney who shows you how to select smoked salmon in the supermarket.
It’s the Lox Picking Lawyer.
I don’t know if anyone has suggested it to him, but perhaps feeding her a magic stew which would temporarily blind her for say, a day, might be punishment enough.
It’s because his base are fucking idiots.
I have lots of empathy for people and usually try not to judge people by demographics and happenstance, but this pestilence of right-wing mouth breathers all over the world is an absolute horror show.
He’s got the US flag behind him, and he’s threatening to secede?!!
OP was using ‘exaggeration’ as a method of humour.