You were told. You just didn’t listen.

Star Trek: The Land Before Time

Those aren’t squirrels! Its the rescue rangers!

The last time my pager blew up was before the Y2K.

I seriously doubt they do actual surveys. The only one’s raising the bar are AAA developers.

This applies to most politicians today.

That was a good twist

Whoa this studio has a separate room for the toilet. I don’t think I can afford this.

TEXT HARDER SO THEY CAN READ YOU

technically its confidence and hygiene.

Damn this hurts. But if you’re already going through this, you might as well start putting yourself out by saying hello to whomever you can.