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[-] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago

Granted. Everything they say automatically becomes fact.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Why is it that I think someone actually asked this of a monkey's paw and got your version granted? I hate my timeline.

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The Monkey's Paw

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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