"I reject sexual labels by assigning one to myself that means I hate labels" (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I saw this on a (scammy) dating app and thought it was hilarious.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

How about 'exploring'? En passant? Just browsing? Window-shopper? Touchy-feely? Uncommitted? Liberace? Nebulous? Plasma? Spork? Nothing more comes to mind.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

According to my research, 'dick' can mean both a penis and sex in general. Sex in general is mostly a Southern US term and has fallen out of use over the years, but it is still cromulent.

Since the person wants their sexuality to remain hidden, the only logical term is 'private dick.'

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Lol a private dick can also mean a private investigator

this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2024

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