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Alpha Male v0.00003 (thumbsnap.com)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What’s beta then? Be gentle on the product, working out all the kinks.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

More stable, has all the required features, but can break down without warning with cryptic messages about what's wrong. Needs a little more testing and development before moving into the real world. So basically...teenagers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Followed by a Release Candidate - a beta build that got labeled differently because management said it was time to wrap up development and ship it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

So basically last year oft high school

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

It's more stable but for that you removed the substance for this.