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[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The thing about kereru is they are thiccc. Even when they aren't drunk flight is a serious challenge for them on account of their very low chonk-to-brain-cell ratio. When they fly, they make a really loud fwop-fwop-fwop noise as they use their sheer girth to pull themselves through the air against gravity, natural law and common sense.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

very low chonk-to-brain-cell ratio

That would be a very high chonk-to-brain-cell ratio, no? Or a low brain-cell-to-chonk ratio?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I remember this part of my Ornithology textbook, bro quoted it word for word.