badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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The four discussion topics of young men:
The four topics of middle aged men:
I am both excited and horrified to learn the four topics of old men.
You wanna go bowling and play SMASH?
I mean yes but is that the only option
We can also just get drunk and break things. Or watch re-runs of Seinfeld.
All of these sound pretty fun
So that's why so many bowling alleys have arcade games.
Okay, for 2 a co-worker and I play Deadliest Warrior where it's like that Simpsons joke of who was better, Muhammad Ali in his prime or anti lock brakes and then do a but together where we improve the entire episode. I've found I can get around this stuff by being really good at doing bits and incorporating others into them, usually with really weird hypotheticals like 'what would you do if you were invisible but only to animals?' 'How long do you think you would survive if cars were legally prohibited from stopping for you specifically?' Or 'what if you could read minds but only when people were thinking negatively about you?'
“Who would win” is fun when you’re creative with it
My friends only talk about #1 spiced up with various bigoted takes.