badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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I live down the road from a college and my apartment is surrounded by frat houses and haloween night was this guy all over my block. It was quite a show. First off, you cannot keep a shirt on these dudes after their third drink. Second, they are really really bad at drinking, just blasting down a wade boggs style of light beer in the stupidestly short time period, immediately getting into fights and both parties looking embarrassing as fuck cause they've only fought while playing hockey and always hockey fight instead of real fight and due to the amount of water they've consumed with their light beer they then begin barfing uncontrollably after getting a punch to the gut or just running around like a dork too much. Now I've gotten all kinds of wasted and cause numerous municipal issues. My friend and I used to drink bourbon I'm an alley all day and then do coke and go out at 3am and re-arrange pylons to direct traffic into construction or break store windows and other cool punk shit. These dudes aren't even cool party jocks I saw in movies, they're kids who can't hold their liquor wasting themselves out within 2 hours. This is 14 year old stuff.