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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Writing about politicising penis size, while rumours don't line up with reality, there's the barbarous big dicks stealing our women with their virile primitive energy, and the cunning small dicks plotting and scheming and being good at maths. It is only us, the middle dicked white men, who can lead the path forward.

I don't know how frequently this pops up in history, buy I've seen parallels here and there. I also don't know where Arabs fall into that, since they're both Asian and barbarous hordes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hey whoa there bucko, I'm not one of these middle dicked hwite pipo, just not equipped with nuke. Plus I'll have you know I'm a damn dirty Irish-American, Dad was fresh off the boat. Probably why I have a cuckold fetish baked in as fetishes are hereditary*, y'know since my ancestors were plowing their colonizers' wives. Haha zing. Idk about hearing cuckoldry based around Sino phobia though. I've not cum across it owl-wink

*(did a short browse on Google, it's learned and hereditary but otherwise research is underfunded, makes sense though since I was cheated on but even before that was comfortable with fantasizing about my girl crush with my guy crush when I was young, to me it was especially ok and not at all weird since I knew they had previously been together but never went further than feeling around, and I definitely wanted to be with both of them separately and or together. And honestly fantasized a lot about my friends but never acted on any of it. I was a freshman in HS at the time, so idk if that's normal or that was particularly pervy all I know is that I'm too gdmn bisexual. More completely unnecessary info dumping, she was the slimmest girl I had been into, and he pretty much solidified my bearish taste in men, especially when he put on her choker she left at his place as we were listening to music and shooting the shit just talking. [And no I'll not delete this on the off chance you know exactly who I am and you're reading this while lurking an extremely left wing community, surprised I've memory holed that entire interaction, whadaya gonna do, fuck me!? ~please~ ~do~]) bottom-speak

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I will likely forget this interaction.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I was more or less 4th wall breaking aloud to my crush who may or may not eventually come across my delightfully unhinged takes/posts