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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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If frozen embryos are considered as children, then it must be acceptable to freeze children. (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Please don't take this satirical thought seriously, just take it for what it is, total nonsense.

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[–] [email protected] 120 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Personally, I think every woman should go to jail for keeping her eggs in her ovaries. That’s child imprisonment.

How dare they.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Every egg shed is another egg dead. We need to outlaw tampons and start using corks instead.

Again, don't take my satire seriously, the whole situation is absurd.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Every woman should empty her menstrual cup into a test tube and mail it in.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

They can email it in these days right?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

You say it as a joke but what if people started mailing their menstrual blood to the houses of the shitlords passing these laws

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Christ, he must be FUMING