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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Please don't take this satirical thought seriously, just take it for what it is, total nonsense.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Fuck yeah, I'd be down for a QuietAfternoon2000. Hell, do they make one for adults? I'm ready for a good nap.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Ooh, sorry, you've already purchased the "Over-30-Everything-Hurty" DLC for Living: Life and we don't offer refunds, so....

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

we don't offer refunds

That's ok, I'll cut my losses. Just take it back.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Hello!

Thank you for your interest in returning your Life: Living DLC "Over-30-Everything-Hurty". As part of our efforts to allow you to enjoy the current season Capitalism: If You Don't Own Everything You Own Nothing as quickly as possible all DLC was registered to your account by $Mother on $Birthday. Unfortunately, once tied to your account any registered DLCs can not be removed.

We hope you have a pleasant day!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

The package is no longer sealed, we can't accept returns.

this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2024
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